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Just me Has enough VCA's
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There's a bathroom on the right...
Creedence Clearwater - Bad Moon Rising |
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| zapp550 wrote: | Dirty deeds and the dunder cheat
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When I was a kid, I heard it as "Dirty deeds and the thunder chief" |
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theglyph Maybe it was eat me?
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theglyph Maybe it was eat me?
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hot stairs into my cereal bowel.
The Police have some great morning advice! _________________ "Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here." - Melvin Udall |
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Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing
I had 'I can't wait for you to operate' wrong in my head as 'I can't wait for you to ovulate'.
Also Rod Stewart Maggie May 'all you did was wreck my bed' as 'all you did was red my bed'. _________________ Soundcloud | Twitter | epicurean.com |
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| bsmith wrote: | Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing
I had 'I can't wait for you to operate' wrong in my head as 'I can't wait for you to ovulate'.
Also Rod Stewart Maggie May 'all you did was wreck my bed' as 'all you did was red my bed'. |
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God no shit. Freud would have had a heyday with my ass. _________________ Soundcloud | Twitter | epicurean.com |
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:13 am Post subject: |
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not a song but as a kid always thought "trying to make ends meet" as end's meat, I suppose similar, seemed disgusting, even though I knew even in my weird context it was an expression.
Hence, I haven't eaten any meat in 20 years. |
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Smooth up a radar.
Could never figure out what it meant at the time  |
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I was around 8 years old when Blondie's "Heart Of Glass" came out.
As a kid I thought the part where Debbie Harry sang,
"Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light" was actually: "Yeah, riding high I know it's just a jewish lie". Which is especially ironic given the background of Ms. Harry's co-writer.  |
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Never been sure:
Do All the Young Dudes carry "The News", or "The Nudes"? |
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Shit! A little bit salty now!
Shit! A little bit salty now!
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that song called "blinded by the light"
Always cracked me up how people sing the "Bliiinded by the light" part and then "mumble mumble douching mumble rumble in the night"........ What the hell are the real lyrics anyway  _________________ www.equinoxoz.com
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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I'll have to revisit this thread, as I know I used to do this loads, but I have one example of my own.
Thought 'Bold as Love' by Hendrix was 'Bo Lesnar' when I first got the album at 14 years of age.
Also, my friend thought the lyrics to Metallica's cover of Blitzkrieg was 'Lettuce and peas, lettuce and rice, let us escape the cruel night' which I thought was fucking hilarious. _________________ http://polyroy.bandcamp.com/
http://soundcloud.com/polyroy
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Rozzer To the pub!
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