Muff's Modules & More

theglyph · Last edited by theglyph on Wed May 02, 2012 9:35 pm; edited 1 time in total

In the US this is the only option when you leave the bar in some locations.

I'm curious what the options are for wiggler's who drink and like to pick up some food late! I've seen some great locations in places like New York city but I've noticed how people who still like to go to Taco Bell despite the fact they can pick up something else at the same price. Are we hypnotized by this shit food source commercials? woah

Popski · Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 9:34 pm Post subject:

Midnight burger is best burger..

I'm guilty of this way too often.

theglyph · Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 9:37 pm Post subject:

CursedFrogurt · Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 9:42 pm Post subject:

Given those choices I'd rather just offer free blowjobs until I've had enough protein.

dude · Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 9:45 pm Post subject:

JRock · Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 9:46 pm Post subject:

I'm Hypmotized by MSG!

JohnLRice · Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 9:53 pm Post subject:

What about Denny's or Shari's or just giving lots of blow jobs? seriously, i just don't get it

bwhittington · Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 10:01 pm Post subject:

My typical late night dining spot is a 24 hour Vietnamese restaurant. It's a happening spot in the wee hours on weekends. Barring that, there are the typical diners/coffee shops, though I usually just invite folks back to my place for a night cap. I don't really have cravings for fast food.

Cheers,
Brian

valis · Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 10:05 pm Post subject:

Voodoo Donuts!

whitewulfe · Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 10:07 pm Post subject:

I used to do the 7-11 smokies. Nowadays though, with the new schedule, regular restaurants are still open when it's "late at night" for me >.<

Popski · Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 10:21 pm Post subject:

nikmis · Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 10:35 pm Post subject:

I only like mcdonalds when I am drunk or hungover. but these days I just head to the closest convenience store for some fried chicken

Spanningtree · Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 11:04 pm Post subject:

Taco Bell is good but the sodium content tempts a deeper hangover for me. A kids meal from Micky Dee's would probably hit the spot though. When we used to party in Westwood (LA) there was a great sub shop that served up Cuban sammies that were the bomb if you could brave the line.

automaton · Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 11:08 pm Post subject:

My favorite late night here used to be called Late Nite Pie... They had the best pizza in the universe ever and it was called The Stanky Whore. You could have it delivered to your door even until around 3am.

I haven't eaten one since before I was full blown vegan, but it had goat cheese, roasted garlic cloves and anchovies.

The placed was burned down recently by its the owner though for insurance money or something...

jonkull · Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 11:20 pm Post subject:

Back in the old days when I was still a New Yorker we would go to this place called Kiev after clubbing. Best pierogies ever. They also made a bacon, egg and cheese on challah bread drenched in butter that was like a greasy slice of heaven. Our other haunt was a cafe called Yaffa. I wouldn't set foot in a Taco Bell if you held me at gunpoint.

computer controlled · Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 11:51 pm Post subject:

mhtones · Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 1:12 am Post subject:

Back in college there was this Chinese restaurant called Lai Wa in Sacramento where the kitchen used to stay open until 2am. At about 1:30am, we'd be finishing off the kegs and we'd go racing across the causeway from Davis to Sac trying to get there before they closed. As long as your foot was in the door before 2am, they would feed you. Funny cause all kinds of cars would be racing up about the same time. The tomato beef chowmein was to die for. Don't ask me how we kept it down after all that beer. Good times. Guinness ftw!

whitewulfe · Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 7:42 am Post subject:

shred · Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 8:02 am Post subject:

Wawa hoagie thumbs up

julian · Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 8:02 am Post subject:

...made the mistake of runing an image search -

SJP · Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 8:27 pm Post subject:

No contest! In Canada Taco Bell is super shitty. McDonalds the lesser of the two evils. Double Big Mac for sure. I went to Taco Bell close to my house about 2years ago there was no filling in the taco and it was bland. Mind you last time I was in NY I ate a McDonalds with the kids and noticed that they use different oil for there fries and couldn't stomach the strange taste.......

the83 · Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 8:37 pm Post subject:

Burger King.

If McDonalds and Taco Bell are the only options...Taco Bell.

Bricks · Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 10:41 pm Post subject:

Popski · Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 10:51 pm Post subject:

robblerobble

CJ Miller · Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 11:07 pm Post subject:

I'd need to be really, really desperate to eat at a fast food place. Just about any diner can offer a burger far better than McDingles. Options depend on location obviously, but many cities have some late restaurants, maybe a few 24 hour ones. Else I'd go to a convenience store or gas station and get something - maybe milk and bananas. Or a pint of good ice cream if I need serious calories.

Demi Jon · Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 1:42 am Post subject:

As a teenager, after Rocky Horror, Denny's for coffee, fries, and cigarettes.

At University, a Philly diner for coffee, fries, and cigarettes (and one time on our push-bikes through the White Castle drive-thru at 2.30am for some sliders).

PhineasFreak · Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 7:49 am Post subject:

you guys in the US are so lucky - in uk maccy d's there's no such thing as double big macs etc, no free drink refills etc

a big mac, large fries and drink costs about £5 something.

if ytou dont like Maccy D's/KFC or burger king then you're stuck with dodgy kebab houses unless you live in a big city.

and UK portions of foods are tiny.

i'm so far out the way of proper city foods that i cant even get the takeaways that deliver insist on a £10 minimum order and a £2 delivery charge if they'll even agree to drive out my way at all.

...and yes, i lived in california for a year so i know what real US fast food portions and prices are like - US maccy d's is actually quite nice compared to the UK stuff!

i always thought fast food was supposed to be cheap, tasty (i.e. fatty/salty) and easy to get - in the uk it is often kinda pricey for the amount, unpleasant to eat and not always quick/easy to get. kinda kills the whole point.

i make the mistake of watching Man V. Food too often and lusting after the amazing wonders that US food places can provide grin

boramx · Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 9:21 am Post subject:

bah, with w/ korean bbq and karaoke til 3am in the 'hood the choice is made for you.

robotfunk · Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 10:12 am Post subject:

There's no Taco Bell over here to compare, but i would choose cat food over mcdonalds..

confusedinNC · Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 10:33 am Post subject:

If im forced to chose... then i guess McDonalds, then again i haven't eaten at either in like 10 years so who knows what they're like now. Thank god we have Cook Out here in NC for late night foods.

StepLogik · Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 12:29 pm Post subject:

I used to live on fast food. It was not unusual for me to eat a fast food meal 6 times a week. Now I fear I've done irreparable harm to my body. My GI tract is definitely fucked up and I suspect my arteries and heart are full of plaque.

Bottom line - that shit is poison.

That being said, McD for sure. More variety and they have those yummy apple pies. Chicken nuggets, despite being actually toxic, are amazingly tasty when dipped in that flavored sugar sludge nugget sauce (Sweet and Sour was my fav).

Taco Bell basically just serves one thing packaged a bunch of different ways. The "meat product" used in Taco Bell products is foul - not suitable for human or animal consumption.

Haven't had any fast food in years and don't plan to go back.

boramx · Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 12:32 pm Post subject:

Btw-
A female friend of mine told me she couldn't get a taco once at taco bell because their 'meat tube' was 'clogged', they said.

daverj · Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 3:40 pm Post subject:

I'd rather get a couple of Reece's Cups at a convenience store than either of those.

dougt · Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 9:55 pm Post subject:

HeWhoWantsJeans · Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 10:09 pm Post subject:

StepLogik · Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 10:55 pm Post subject:

Jason Brock · Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 11:12 pm Post subject:

James Mandible · Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 12:15 pm Post subject:

I'm a vegetarian so no McD's for me. If I'm getting fast food it's either BK for their veggie burger or Taco Bell.

theglyph · Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 2:42 pm Post subject:

shaft9000 · Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 2:49 pm Post subject:

neither - the burrito carts and such are much much better... you simply cannot top a fresh-rolled carne asada burrito at 3am in L.A. when you're bleary/shnookered

bassman194 · Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 12:08 pm Post subject:

Wendys?

Doc Hollow

mecanikill · Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 12:30 pm Post subject:

Yeah Doc Hollow is on Muff now!

bleeps · Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 12:47 pm Post subject:

I'm so glad for LA's diverse food truck armada. Any time of the day or night... it's awesome.

CF3 · Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 12:59 pm Post subject:

Late night after the club empties out I prefer the tastiest of all delicacies.... the Dirty Sausage. Drunken Homer Simpson

That delicious, greasy sausage covered in peppers and onions and generous helping of spicy mustard...often times cooked and sold right off the sidewalk by dubious parties. If eating spicy grilled mystery meats at 4am while drunk is wrong, I don't wanna be right! Drinking

Entrainer · Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 1:02 pm Post subject:

don't make it out till late at night, so we'd be talking breakfast menu w00t

About the safest chain fast-food place I can handle is Dunkin Donuts,
and that's for one item only. Egg, Sesame Bagel, Cheese. Hard to f-up.

But if I need to take one for the team so I can provide a constant flow of
healthy, filtered protein, Taco Bell.

shaft9000 · Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:52 pm Post subject:

good-god....... lol

i just had a filet o fish now, and it was awesome. oops

hot w/ just the right amount of goo-sauce.
something about the dill and the cheese(wtf!) and the bun just works.

LoFi Junglist · Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:41 pm Post subject:

Around here it's traditional to eat a Yiros (or 'gyro') when your on your way home.

mmmm Garlic burps.

johnnywoods · Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:56 pm Post subject:

DEL TACO FTW thumbs up

justin3am · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:44 am Post subject:

voidshell · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:30 am Post subject:

Taco Bell....really though anything before McDonalds.

wsy

It really all depends on where you are.

Around here, Wendys is the one and only and luckily, not bad at all!

In Cambridge near MIT, there's either the MIT coop or 7-11 or a couple of
hole-in-the-walls that I've not dealt with much any more.

But in Dublin, there's Apache Pizza. A-MA-ZiNG! Especially if you've already had a
few beers, they'll sell you a slice for a couple of euros and you'd be good to go. There
were a few good rasher places but Apache was the way to go for walkin' food (you
could eat it walkin' to the next pub!)

Many the time I'd hit the one on Dame street, or the one out by Dublin City University,
though the rashers right outside the DCU west entrance ("Macari's Takeaway", or
so Google Maps informs me) was actually pretty darn good.

Gawd, I miss those times. Schwarma at Macari's.

- Bill

Babaluma · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:07 pm Post subject:

kebab ftw

decaying.sine · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:11 pm Post subject:

hummus coated in basil and fresh tomatoes with extra virgin olive sprinkled on top. toast some garlic ciabatta bread on one side in the broiler and dip and go!

i only toast the one side of the bread because if i toast both it always seems to scratch and burn the roof of my mouth.

robot909 · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:29 pm Post subject:

If I had to choose, I would pick Taco Bell, mc donalds seems more like a daytime food.

If I had a choice, Jack in the Box is the best for late night runs as they have the best selection of grub.

kindredlost · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 5:31 pm Post subject:

Sheeeyatt!

If you are drunk enough to think about McDouche or that flesh-eating taqueria, then you need to just keep on drinking 'till dawn. Then you go to the finest local lunch restaurant and bug out or throw-up on the floor as the church crowd lets out and shows up. That's drinkin' and eatin!

MR-808 · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:19 pm Post subject:

If you are what you eat, then why do so many people eat cheap shit? :P

syzygywell · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:31 pm Post subject:

Del Taco: Macho Burrito with El Scorcho sauce.

vmgas · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:09 pm Post subject:

dollar bigmac...mcdouble w/big mac sauce
so tight

dkcg · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:13 pm Post subject:

If it's a choice between the two s in the topic, I pick TacoBell if I want the hershey squirts sooner than later, McD if I have to pic one or the other.

But I'll go with a late night real taco from a cart or truck over both. Plenty of other cheap late night eats, besides, I have no Taco Bell in my area, I live just across from East LA, Taco Bell would go under around here...

giorgio · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:18 pm Post subject:

we have a sweet falafel place near me that is open 24/7 and has a nice sandwich for like $3 and other delicious shit that won't kill you at all hours of the night smile

also another block and you can get fancy sandwiches all night for 5 or 6 bucks. <3 new york. and this is only brooklyn...

science · Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:43 pm Post subject:

I always assumed the taco "meat" at taco bell was just shredded paper soaked in "meat flavoring from concentrate" or something... so McDonalds is the option I usually choose when stuck in that situation.

automaton · Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:58 pm Post subject:

theglyph · Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:22 pm Post subject:

j9k · Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:11 pm Post subject:

Double Cheese Burgers no pickles