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Hi5 Super Deluxe Wiggler
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 2:00 pm Post subject: |
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Going to noise shows one can hear a lot of ignorant talk about gear but one of my favorites was when someone wanted to get a "drone sequencer".
Makes me think I should start making some "drone sequencers" since there is obviously demand for them. |
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polyroy Ambient Wiggler
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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Bit of back story to mine.
When I started uni and was in halls of residence, a couple of guys that hung out at the girls flat next to mine knocked on the door and said 'hey man, check it out' and pointed down. He then proceeded to rub his small penis on the door handle to our flat and run off. I had two options, knock him out or tell security. Being that it was within the first month or so and I didn't really want any major trouble with anyone, I opted for the latter and he got a bollocking (no pun intended). One of the security guys was also a technician for the music tech department who I ended up getting on really well with due to him being a massive techno head and just a generally sound guy, but this strange circumstance was the first time i'd met him.
Anyway, fast forward two years and i'm playing at an experimental electronica festival one of my lecturers put on in the club based at uni. My MIDI controller kinda had a freak out and stopped the audio completely. As this brief moment of silence happened I heard 'and then he got his dick out and rubbed it on the door' fairly loudly. Turned out that technician was telling his brother about how he'd first met me, I didn't hear exactly what he'd said, I thought someone had just shouted 'Dick' at me because of the audio dropout so he explained it all afterwards as apparently I shot the audience an angry glare! Pretty funny looking back on it  _________________ http://polyroy.bandcamp.com/
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Johnisfaster Super Deluxe Wiggler
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:23 pm Post subject: |
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When I was about 15 I was playing bass in a bad punk band. My dad said "You know what you guys need, something to set you apart. I think you should have a keyboardist" I said "Ehhh.. Keyboards are lame."
I used to play in a hardcore band playing keys. More than a few people said "John plays the moog", I played a Roland Jx-305... I got tired of correcting people so I just let them say it. _________________ Imagine for a moment that life is meaningless and there is no hope. |
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computer controlled Super Deluxe Wiggler
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:59 pm Post subject: |
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I've had more than a few funny and ignorant comments, here are a few:
After playing a live set: "Hey man, nice DJ set"
While playing a live set: "Hey DJ, can you play some dubstep?" and "Can you play some Lenard Skynard?"
But this is the best comment i've ever gotten...
after playing a live set: "That was better than any sex i've ever had!"
 _________________ Synths: TT-303 . Analog Four . Octatrack . Eurorack Modular Goodness . uWave II (not working) . Monotribe . Monotron . Monotron Delay
Drum Machines: Machinedrum UW mkI . Vermona Kick Lancet . TR-505
New DJ Mix - AcidTed - Question Everything |
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infradead Super Deluxe Wiggler
Joined: 20 Jan 2011 Last Visit: 19 Jun 2013
  Posts: 2446 Location: tacoma wa
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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i was at a chiptune event speaking w/ two other guys about gears and mods.
i'd just gotten my pokey.synth and brought my modular to show the pokey.synth and an a atari.
someone looked at my pittsburgh modular timetable and told me
"oh cool its got microkorg knobs"
 _________________ Tacoma Noise Rodeo
much neglected blog
Modular Cases: .Monster baser. and .mostly empty 6u. |
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dubchild Veteran Wiggler
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    Posts: 729 Location: Monterey, CA
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 4:36 pm Post subject: |
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| I was playing a show at SOMA in San Diego in '95. Just my K2000, a TR-707 and my DJ friend was layering beats over my stuff. In the middle of it a guy came on stage and stood next to me and says," You like Moby?" I said,"sure" and asked him to leave the stage. I am pretty sure he was tripping balls. |
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ersatzplanet Synthwerks Design
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:27 pm Post subject: |
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I used to play around Seattle in the late 70's and 80's in different ensembles one being a solo gig. I was playing at a club called The Vogue as the solo act which was a electron sound that today would be called Ambient - a cinematic soundscape sort of a thing with lots of found-sound tape loops and slow drone/sequencer work. There was no stage per se (it was a dance club) so I was setup on the dance floor. A gent came up to me and asked "When are you gonna start?" I replied "I did about 10 minutes ago." I guess he expected to hear pop music ad thought the audio was a pre-gig soundtrack. I didn't know wether to be proud that he didn't figure out that it was live, or pissed that he didn't figure out that it was live.
-James _________________ -James
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Synthwerks is a proud member of the Mostly Modular Trade Association (http://www.mostlymodular.com).
"It takes about a week to learn how to play a synthesizer, but several years to learn how *not* to play it." - Brian Eno |
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MrTea Reptilian Brain
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:03 am Post subject: |
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| After a gig, a guy came up to me and told it was 'the most extreme thing he had ever heard' and that his girlfriend had hated it and dumped him as a result of him taking her there. |
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pixelmechanic Wiggling with Experience
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Carci Wiggling with Experience
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JRock InterGalactic Barbarian
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:49 pm Post subject: |
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A lot of people ask me : Is that a Moog? or That's a Moog!
But the best was the lady with her husband who asked "So you found this?" "No I built it" "You found this by the side of the road? That's Amazing!"  |
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infradead Super Deluxe Wiggler
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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| JRock wrote: | A lot of people ask me : Is that a Moog? or That's a Moog!
But the best was the lady with her husband who asked "So you found this?" "No I built it" "You found this by the side of the road? That's Amazing!"  |
it would have been amazing you have to admit _________________ Tacoma Noise Rodeo
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JRock InterGalactic Barbarian
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:59 pm Post subject: |
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I admit it. I'm sure not puttin' this baby out by the side of the road (except to jam). They'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands! |
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Hi5 Super Deluxe Wiggler
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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lab coats?!! Stop perpetrating!! |
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polyroy Ambient Wiggler
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dougcl Number 6
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Popski wrote: | at my buddies studio, the control room has a giant wall of synths/keys.. Pianets, moogs, string synths, etc..
one of his clients runs in and says "HOLY SHIT, NO WAAAAAAY"
then runs over to the $10 pink piano toy in the corner and plunk plunk plunks on that for 20 minutes. |
That guy has his shit together. |
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TrashWaveform Flesh Eating Angel
Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Last Visit: 30 Oct 2012
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:05 pm Post subject: |
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I have worked a ton of shows doing everything from tech work to security. One show I was side stage on the floor the whole set for a local opener band. After the set a bunch of people came up and told me how great of a show I put on. Then at a dance event the MC was mentioning the same band playing a future show and pointed towards me causing everyone to cheer me on. So I have basically got the reputation of the phantom member. I am pretty good friends with that band so they luckily don't mind too much all their credit gets diverted to me. _________________ "Well, if you were never born, it wouldn't be your fucking birthday." - droolmaster0 aka Nelson Baboon |
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Hi5 Super Deluxe Wiggler
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:30 pm Post subject: |
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2 best comments to some shows I played in Japan a few years back:
"It was interesting but boring"
"Your music made me want to eat cantaloupe"
And after a show back home in Chicago:
"What the fuck was that? Its not even noise." |
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RubberCityNoise Wiggling with Experience
Joined: 10 May 2011 Last Visit: 19 Jun 2013
  Posts: 346 Location: Akron Ohio
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Oldstench wrote: | You guys are lucky. My friends come over and flat-out refuse to even touch my gear. It's almost like they think it runs on nuclear power or something and they'll grow another arm. I twist the fuck out of the knobs to show them it's all good, but no dice. I just want someone else to play with my stuff.  |
Don't frett! I'll glady play with your gear  _________________ Life without synthesis has no meaning!
http://www.rubbercitynoise.com |
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Pfurmel Super Deluxe Wiggler
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 4:50 am Post subject: |
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| Hi5 wrote: |
"It was interesting but boring"
"Your music made me want to eat cantaloupe"
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That reminds me of comments me and my brother got after doing our first noise/drone/mess about.
"I can see what you are trying to do but, no!"
"So is this dungeon music? you should use samples of women screaming" _________________ http://boxemissions.tumblr.com/
http://sioraigeimhreadh.bandcamp.com/
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Some fart in an office on the other side of the country who's hobbies include golf and passive-aggressive spousal abuse likely won't understand my obsession with unicorn penis. |
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