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polyroy · Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:47 pm Post subject: Getting ripped in 4 weeks.

You know those adverts that always pop up saying they'll get you ripped in 4 weeks? Seems dumb right? Right?! Right......? Bueller........? Turns out - NOOOOOOOOOO!

This shit works. I'm more ripped than Marlon Brando circa Apocalypse Now.

Well this was me four weeks ago just casually browsing the forum.

Now this is what I look like after doing the polyroy© workout.

Obviously the ladies love it! This is a photo of my after I went for a casual drink in the local bar.

I didn't get much sleep that night!

So, if like me, you want to make this transformation and make a better life for yourself, just send some analog synthesizers, drum machines or whatever to the following address:

polyroy fitness
123 Fake Street
Ghoulsville
Transylvania
909808303

Or you can phone my direct line on - 666 DAT BODY and receive your starter pack today!

For further proof that this works, I just snapped a photo of myself after checking my new body in the mirror. Look at how happy I am!

Good luck at becoming a better you!

JohnLRice · Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:51 pm Post subject:

I'M SOLD!!!!!!!!! hyper

gimmee gimmee gimmee!!!!!! MY ASS IS BLEEDING

infradead · Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:53 pm Post subject:

how much should i make the check out for?

polyroy · Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:54 pm Post subject:

dogoftears · Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 2:24 am Post subject:

Hp/power consumption? Cv control?

polyroy · Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 2:29 am Post subject:

I'm currently repping some 4HP abs, but that's because my usual 8HP ones have been slimmed down to make more room for extra ones. Power consumption is 4 ladies per ab, (I know it's a lot, but I wanted to make sure that they were properly BUFFered) and you have CV control over flex, tone and shape.

MindMachine · Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 3:12 am Post subject:

polyroy · Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 3:20 am Post subject:

Come on, this is a serious life opportunity! Don't you want to look like that guy from that thing? Or that other guy?

richard · Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 4:47 am Post subject:

tIB · Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 5:39 am Post subject: Re: Getting ripped in 4 weeks.

J · Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 7:05 am Post subject:

i'll take two please w00t