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theglyph · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:18 pm Post subject: Funny/mistaken song lyrics

I found a book about this many years ago and was just watching a Def Leopard doc and was thinking about my funny thinking when the album was new.

See if you get this:

"Look what you've done to the Taco Bell crown!" d'oh!

That's what my ears told me then.

ThinLazy · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:21 pm Post subject:

I have a friend who when he was a kid thought
the chorus to "sister christian" started with

stick your boner in ...

Johnisfaster · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:21 pm Post subject:

For like 10 years I thought billy corgan was saying "Todayyy its not rainin'"

CursedFrogurt · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:24 pm Post subject:

You speak of love as a soup bone.

b3nsf · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:25 pm Post subject:

wrapped up like a douche. hihi

CursedFrogurt · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:29 pm Post subject:

Also, not misheard exactly, but I always expect Thom Yorke to say "Al Pacino" at a certain point in A Punch Up at a Wedding

theglyph · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:35 pm Post subject:

zapp550 · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:40 pm Post subject:

Dirty deeds and the dunder cheat

mckenic · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:45 pm Post subject:

Considering it came out in 85 when I was 11 - I always thought it was a naughty lyric... until like ten years ago when I saw it written down!

At night I lock the doors, where no one else can see... heard as
At night I like to go, with no one else but me

woah

suboptimal · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:48 pm Post subject:

rico loverde · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:50 pm Post subject:

i do this soooo much and for some reason can't think of an instance right now... seriously, i just don't get it

Popski · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:53 pm Post subject:

the parlando bridge in Panama;
Reach down between my legs and squeeze the seed bag

once we were trying to learn 'Not Fragile' By BTO and I swear Fred Turner sings:
Coming to you cross-country, pumpin' bloody stool out

still don't know the actual lyrics..

zapp550 · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:03 pm Post subject:

This one always makes me laugh

http://reznorwaffles.ytmnd.com/

3rdConstruction · Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:09 am Post subject:

John Foxx: "UNDERPANTS!!!"

dougcl · Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:16 am Post subject:

If there's a muffin in your hedge roll don't be a lawman. It's just the sprinkling of the may queen.

Danotranto · Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:53 am Post subject:

woman you need koolaid
and baby i aint foolin

-whole lotta love

Kent · Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:25 am Post subject:

'scuse me while I kiss this guy.

sneak-thief · Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 3:44 am Post subject:

Here's something I saved from Usenet wayyyy back when:

From deaner@sarcasm.com Thu Apr 24 12:31:45 1997
Newsgroups: alt.music.ween
Subject: The Pod Lyrics
From: deaner@sarcasm.com (mickey)
Date: Thu, 24 Apr 1997 18:31:45 GMT

Just thought I should intervene here before any more corrections or
updates are made to these "lyrics" for The Pod. As far as I can tell,
there's not one single set of lyrics posted here that are even
remotely fucking close to the real lyrics. Don't bother trying to make
any corrections to the shits that you see posted, because you would
need to start completely over. I gotta say that some of the lyrics
this dude posted are better then the real ones in some cases. Here's
an (a) (b) comparison.......

BOING-(Your version)
if theres a smooth as a petal
let it shit on the sink and let down
rip apart van winkle let him shit on the shingle le down
would you like to do a boing

she's a fine loving women
and i'd like to see her weaker
she's a rooty toot cute
wiht a piggy in the middle
would you like to do a boing
_____________________________
BOING- (the real lyrics)

You know she's smooth as a poodle eatin' shit on a shingle at dawn
Rip-rip-rip Van Winkle eatin' shit on a shingle at dawn
Would you like to do a boing, boing boing? Boing?
She's a fun lovin' woman and I love to see her wiggle
She's a rooty toot cute with a piggy in the middle
Would you like to do a boing, boing, boing? Boing?
________________________________________________________
Here's my personal favorite though:
SORRY CHARLIE-(your version)
takes 2 against 3 your left handed
names float apart at the seems
the nshe left and you took everything
and when she left you had shattered dreams
and now your at home and sleeping
christ how did it come to this
hold onto those who tought were your loved ones
and beat the ones you missed
and now yoru standing at the station
traying to take variety got to give
oh man i'm so sorry charlie
i got my own life to live
just call your friends at college
wonder why you didn't stay
and my past is coming down soon chuck
he's drunk so you can't stay
no you can't stay

you did nothing to deserve this
got 10 years to treat you square
let it all slip through you fingers
yet it all seems so unfair
and your girlfriend she's in high school
she says she loves you alot
oh no she can't support you
so you better sell more pot
and now your standing
rying to take more theni got to give
holding out so sorry charlie
i got my own life to live
so you just call your friends at college
wonder why you didn't stay
and my past is coming down soon chuck
he's drunk so you can't stay, no you can't stay
sorry charlie
sorry charlie
ow!
_______________________________________________
Sorry Charlie-(the real deal)

Things didn't work out the way you had planned it
Things fell apart at the seams
What's yours is what you took with you
What you have has shattered their dreams
And now you're cold and sleepy-Christ how did it come to this?
Hold on to those you thought were your loved ones
They'll be the ones you miss
And now you're standing at the station-Tryin' to take what I ain't got
to give, Oh and I'm so sorry Charlie-I got my own life to live
Just Call your friends at college
Wonder why you didn't stay
And my boss is comin' down soon Chuck
He's drunk and you can't stay-no you can't stay
You did nothin' to deserve this-God didn't treat you square
Oh it all slipped through your fingers-and it all seems so unfair
And your girlfriend she's in high school
She says she loves you alot
Lord knows she can't support you so you better sell more pot
And now you're standing at the station-Tryin' to take what I ain't got
to give, Oh and I'm so sorry Charlie-I got my own life to live
Just Call your friends at college
Wonder why you didn't stay
And my boss is comin' down soon Chuck
He's drunk and you can't stay-no you can't stay
Sorry charlie.............

Sorry for this long ass message, but reading this shit is killing me.
It's probably our own damn fault for not putting the lyrics on the
album anyway. sincerely,

-dean ween

Just me · Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 7:24 am Post subject:

She's got electric boobs
I'm all enthused
you know I read it in a magazine...

Clockgate · Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:05 am Post subject:

You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille,
with four hundred children....