2hp - Cat

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Post by JohnLRice » Sat Oct 27, 2018 12:37 am

strangegravity wrote:I dont know why I'm about to buy this module. I can just load cat samples in my disting but for some reason it's not as funny.
Exactly! I have absolutely no need for this but, irrational WANT won out! :lol: This is exactly why I need to stay off the internet! I'm just glad door to door solicitors don't try to sell cool shit!

Knock knock, hello sir, we are offering a special on lawn services.
No Thanks! SLAM!

Knock knock, hello sir, do you have a problem with pest control . . .
Nope! SLAM!

Knock knock, hello sir, have you found inner peace . . .
Hey, I'm a tortured artist, don't mess with my mojo! SLAM!

Knock knock, hello sir, are you paying too much for your cable service . . .
No! SLAM!

Knock knock, hello sir, I'm running for office this election . . .
Good luck! SLAM!

Knock knock, hello sir, I'm selling Halloween colored synth modules that only make cat noises . . .
HOLY FUCK GIT YER ASS IN HERE! HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE?!!!! :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

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Post by matttech » Sat Oct 27, 2018 3:13 am

I’ve always wondered why nobody has created a module entirely devoted to weird animal noises that can be warped in various ways, a la WMD fracture

What with how weird Modular music can become, some animal sounds can fit really well in amongst the mix. I’ve done a few tracks where animals make an appearance in various forms....sometimes intentionally, and sometimes they spontaneously appear out of the blue from patch manipulation.

For example, in the following track some squawking birds appear at around 13.05, morphing into chattering monkeys...and finally into seagulls https://soundcloud.com/spitezoo-experim ... ch-chatter

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Post by Yloopz » Sat Oct 27, 2018 6:41 am

sceledra wrote:It can't be April Fools already? :party:
Thats what I thought as well...
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Post by behndy » Sat Oct 27, 2018 12:02 pm

lol. yep. i have zero musical need for this and a billion pounds of want.

so.

ordered.

shipped.

should be here Monday.

...... will probably be mostly a toy for my wife to play with.

and that is money WELL spent.
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Post by strangegravity » Sat Oct 27, 2018 12:52 pm

Slept on it. Woke up, still wanted it..... ordered

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Post by MindMachine » Sat Oct 27, 2018 10:06 pm

What is the slowest mmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeooooooooooowwwwwww it can produce. I'm pretty tired of cat modules that can't get slow enough.

Happy Halloween. :beer: < apple cider.

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Post by Alliex » Sun Oct 28, 2018 12:26 am

Dogma wrote:2hp - officially have jumped the shark
Technically, the Sharcat

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Post by PDChuck » Sun Oct 28, 2018 8:43 am

Cool...but I'm still waiting for the Xaoc Devices Catumi module.

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Post by Funky40 » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:04 am

damn, i just threw "my whole bag of loughs for today" out on this thread. :hihi:
....now to pick up some more free "day loughs" somewhere on the street


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Post by lisa » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:43 am

FarmerPhilip wrote:I'ma wait for DivKid to convince me I need this..
DivCat. :banana: :deadbanana:


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909, manic trilling courtesy of Make Noise René and DPO, wavetable bass by Disting and some soft melodies by the Korg Minilogue. I mainly sat and watched it all unfold. :eek:


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Post by IP » Sun Oct 28, 2018 4:09 pm

this is like a fart button app in the android to me. a shame for the ecosystem.
sorry.
(still hope to be a joke)

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Post by Parnelli » Sun Oct 28, 2018 4:38 pm

Looks cool! I'll have to get one just to see if I can get the Vowel to yell at the Cat!

Could be interesting! :guinness:

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Post by Nino » Sun Oct 28, 2018 4:41 pm

IP wrote:a shame for the ecosystem.
i do not understand what this means.

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Post by behndy » Sun Oct 28, 2018 4:54 pm

i believe they mean a waste of resources because it's so frivolous.

i'm not going to breed, so.... BURN THE EARTH FOR MY SALTY AMUSEMENTS.
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Post by starthief » Sun Oct 28, 2018 5:55 pm

behndy wrote:i believe they mean a waste of resources because it's so frivolous.
I interpreted "the ecosystem" as "Eurorack" but whichever.

I won't buy one but I really can't be mad at this :mrgreen:

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Post by Chopper » Sun Oct 28, 2018 7:01 pm

Cat into CLOUDS. you read it here first.

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Post by labels » Sun Oct 28, 2018 8:17 pm

Wouldn't there be an issue with the wires being pulled out randomly? How did you solve this problem?

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Post by FarmerPhilip » Sun Oct 28, 2018 8:46 pm

labels wrote:Wouldn't there be an issue with the wires being pulled out randomly? How did you solve this problem?
In a few months 2hp will introduce a suite of new modules:

2hp Catnip: Cat phase alteration
2hp Scratching Post: Cat distortion
2hp Toy Mouse: Cat Randomness

Their brilliant: They own us now and they know it!!!

My wife heard the video and stood over my shoulder until I ordered it. I made the most of the order, though, and got a second S&H to go with it...

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Post by behndy » Sun Oct 28, 2018 8:58 pm

lol. fuh'realz.

the thing i'm most excited about is getting it in tomorrow, setting it up, and letting my wife get silly boots with it.
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Post by Starsyn » Sun Oct 28, 2018 11:41 pm

labels wrote:2hp Catnip: Cat phase alteration
2hp Scratching Post: Cat distortion
2hp Toy Mouse: Cat Randomness
That is literally the funniest thing I've ever heard, and I'd buy all of those so fast. Cat synthesis must happen. all of history/evolution has lead up to this.

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Post by jeboo » Mon Oct 29, 2018 7:43 am

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Post by Brennanib » Mon Oct 29, 2018 8:01 am

FarmerPhilip wrote:
labels wrote:Wouldn't there be an issue with the wires being pulled out randomly? How did you solve this problem?
In a few months 2hp will introduce a suite of new modules:

2hp Catnip: Cat phase alteration
2hp Scratching Post: Cat distortion
2hp Toy Mouse: Cat Randomness

Their brilliant: They own us now and they know it!!!

My wife heard the video and stood over my shoulder until I ordered it. I made the most of the order, though, and got a second S&H to go with it...

Mine just kept asking why do we need this? Hahahah
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Post by ciso » Mon Oct 29, 2018 8:41 am

I imagine this is a variation of another module pretty far along in development. It sounds sample based...replace the cat picture with a micro sd card slot...

2hp Sample?

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Post by shoottofill » Mon Oct 29, 2018 8:53 am

ciso wrote:I imagine this is a variation of another module pretty far along in development. It sounds sample based...replace the cat picture with a micro sd card slot...

2hp Sample?
this was my guess when they teased it.

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Post by pieter » Mon Oct 29, 2018 2:25 pm

Are we at peak Eurorack yet?

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