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Double-Deka is Shipping !!! Now with PICS !!!!
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Author Double-Deka is Shipping !!! Now with PICS !!!!
dslocum
It’s been quite an adventure, but the first batch of about 6 DDVCOs will be shipping tomorrow. They’ve all tuned up beautifully! It's motherfucking bacon yo It's peanut butter jelly time! SlayerBadger! Oh, you lucky bastards!

See - and all this time you thought I was full of s..t!
Bryan B
Sweet! w00t

Wait... maybe it is too soon to celebrate. Mine could be in batch #5... or 10. d'oh!

Nonetheless, this is good news for all who put down money. applause
dslocum
you may be surprised meh
Christopher Winkels
Trampoline Trampoline Trampoline Trampoline
AnalogBastard
Congrats Doug applause just curious, how many SSL DDVCO's did you end up building ?
dslocum
AnalogBastard wrote:
Congrats Doug applause just curious, how many SSL DDVCO's did you end up building ?


If I tell you, I'll have to kill you. hyper
spinach_pizza
thumbs up
mecanikill
Man I want one I hope they become available for sale again.
Just me
Well! Don't keep us in suspense! Who, man? Who?
dslocum
Just me wrote:
Well! Don't keep us in suspense! Who, man? Who?


He, he.
spinach_pizza
dslocum wrote:
Just me wrote:
Well! Don't keep us in suspense! Who, man? Who?


He, he.


Me, me?
dslocum
IMPORTANT_-------------------------

If ANYONE needs to update the address from Ebay when you first placed the order, PLEASE PM me so I can work it out.
dude
sure do need an update on a pic of that motherfucker. sorry if you have posted one already and i haven't noticed. just seems this thread should include one of those. or maybe my old computer is editing out pics again. motherfucker. hihi
decaying.sine
I'd love to see a pic of these beauties too. Has there been a reveal or is Doug letting the customers show them off?
dslocum
Pix, hopefully tomorrow AM
dslocum
I'm not the God here. Please don't forget to credit Ian with his SUPERB design. I'm only the messenger.

He really deserves all the accolades that he can get!!!

Cheers, Ian !!! Guinness ftw! Guinness ftw!
Bryan B
dslocum wrote:
you may be surprised meh


thumbs up

Time to boot some modules on over to the temporary rack rails! The DDVCO gets any spot it wants.
Jsantos360
applause
dslocum
You want "WHO"? I got your "WHO" right here!

krisp14u
Christopher Winkels
Just Me
spinach_pizza
bwhittington
Bryan B
nlaudadio
VinceL
essex sound lab

10 units shipping today. It's motherfucking bacon yo

(Hope you've got a nice warm & fuzzy place to put them!)
kindredlost
I had a box on the porch yesterday. I was excited, thinking it was the DDVCO... hyper

... not.

It was my long-lost PSU and rack rails from MOTM.

eyes...
scanning for pics
dslocum
We secretly work with MOTM to assure customer confusion.
Just me
Pulling the blanks out of the 4th cabinet right now. thumbs up
essex sound lab
Bueno!
Bryan B
I'm a WHO, My jaw just dropped! Sorry to the others who are patiently waiting.
dslocum
The rest should be early to mid next week.
burnsjed
Where's the pic Doug?
fac
Bryan B wrote:
I'm a WHO, My jaw just dropped! Sorry to the others who are patiently waiting.


Hey, if you feel so bad about it, I'll trade you my place on the list.

















Oh, I just remembered. I don't have a place on the list. sad banana
nlaudadio
Best news this week. Hot damn.
krisp14u
Well today just gets better and better applause
Thank you Doug and Ian for putting this together

Hope customs don’t keep it for too long Dead Banana
dude
fucking pics get or gtfo









eek!
frijitz
dude wrote:
fucking pics get or gtfo

https://www.muffwiggler.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=33720&postdays=0&pos torder=asc&start=240
dude
sorry but those most certainly do not count as finished module pics.
dslocum
Some pix will be posted tomorrow. I've been too busy testing, tweaking and shipping today, and I'm beat!

So would you rather I take pix, or ship? meh hmmm..... razz (hides)
dude
lol, thats easy, pix. of course i didn't buy, so my opinion likely means little.
dslocum
Let's all beat up dude!

Threaten to smash his kneecaps if he doesn't buy one. lol
kindredlost
dude wrote:
lol, thats easy, pix. of course i didn't buy, so my opinion likely means little.


STFU I do have an order. razz
Christopher Winkels
I will personally volunteer to take pics for dude when mine arrives.

Pics of the box it arrives in.
Pics of it being unboxed.
Pics of it being caressed.
Pics of if nestling upon the soft fur of my ample belly hair.
Pics of it being "slotted" into "position" in the cabinet.
Pics of me "plugging in" a "wiring harness".
Pics of me "turning it on".
Pics of me slipping "patch cords" into its "sockets". Probably more than one patch cord too, 'cause it's that kind of module.

Oh yes, dude. There'll be pics. There. Will. Be. Pics.

something wonderful
dslocum
I LOVE THIS PLACE! SlayerBadger!
dude
kisses
kindredlost
hardcore

yay
dslocum
Christopher Winkels wrote:
I will personally volunteer to take pics for dude when mine arrives.

Pics of the box it arrives in.
Pics of it being unboxed.
Pics of it being caressed.
Pics of if nestling upon the soft fur of my ample belly hair.
Pics of it being "slotted" into "position" in the cabinet.
Pics of me "plugging in" a "wiring harness".
Pics of me "turning it on".
Pics of me slipping "patch cords" into its "sockets". Probably more than one patch cord too, 'cause it's that kind of module.

Oh yes, dude. There'll be pics. There. Will. Be. Pics.

something wonderful


I think we'll all hold you to that! we're not worthy applause
Just me
Christopher Winkels wrote:
I will personally volunteer to take pics for dude when mine arrives.

Pics of the box it arrives in.
Pics of it being unboxed.
Pics of it being caressed.
Pics of if nestling upon the soft fur of my ample belly hair.
Pics of it being "slotted" into "position" in the cabinet.
Pics of me "plugging in" a "wiring harness".
Pics of me "turning it on".
Pics of me slipping "patch cords" into its "sockets". Probably more than one patch cord too, 'cause it's that kind of module.

Oh yes, dude. There'll be pics. There. Will. Be. Pics.

something wonderful


AND NO AUDIO!
Christopher Winkels
Just me wrote:
Christopher Winkels wrote:
I will personally volunteer to take pics for dude when mine arrives.

Pics of the box it arrives in.
Pics of it being unboxed.
Pics of it being caressed.
Pics of if nestling upon the soft fur of my ample belly hair.
Pics of it being "slotted" into "position" in the cabinet.
Pics of me "plugging in" a "wiring harness".
Pics of me "turning it on".
Pics of me slipping "patch cords" into its "sockets". Probably more than one patch cord too, 'cause it's that kind of module.

Oh yes, dude. There'll be pics. There. Will. Be. Pics.

something wonderful


AND NO AUDIO!


Y U NO LIKE MY VIDS?!?!1?
sduck
As long as you clean up afterwards.
Just me
I was just being mean to those who didn't get one! They can look, but the sounds are not for the non-initiated ones. twisted
MindMachine
Just me wrote:
Christopher Winkels wrote:
I will personally volunteer to take pics for dude when mine arrives.

Pics of the box it arrives in.
Pics of it being unboxed.
Pics of it being caressed.
Pics of if nestling upon the soft fur of my ample belly hair.
Pics of it being "slotted" into "position" in the cabinet.
Pics of me "plugging in" a "wiring harness".
Pics of me "turning it on".
Pics of me slipping "patch cords" into its "sockets". Probably more than one patch cord too, 'cause it's that kind of module.

Oh yes, dude. There'll be pics. There. Will. Be. Pics.

something wonderful


AND NO AUDIO!


All I could hear was a 70's wah wah pedal while reading that.
Backroads
this thread
Ockeghem
Poor Mrs. Winkels meh I hope he doesn't make her hold the camera...
Christopher Winkels
Ockeghem wrote:
Poor Mrs. Winkels meh I hope he doesn't make her hold the camera...


I could always cast her in the role of the demure ingenue touching a module for the very first time.
Ockeghem
Her first Double-Deka, oh my woah
dslocum
"I'm ready for my close-up now, Mr. DeMille"








burnsjed
wow love
decaying.sine
Holy crap. eek!

I mean. Holy crap eek!

love love love love love love love
Bryan B
decaying.sine wrote:
Holy crap. eek!

I mean. Holy crap eek!

love love love love love love love


Agreed! nanners
nlaudadio
Beautiful work!
SepticUnderground
very nice, I like the mix addon that my motm version one doesnt have...

thumbs up
haricots
Wow, beautiful build! we're not worthy
dslocum
In addition to the mix output / CV, the Octave CV inputs are killer.

Also, try self modulation by listening to Bank A, and plugging Bank B output into either the Expo or Linear CV inputs. If the Octave of channel B is significantly lower than A, you get all sorts of really cool 70's video game sounds!
dslocum
And don't forget that this is also a two channel 10 stage sequencer!
mecanikill
Must...get...one! we're not worthy
sduck
Wow! The "extra" features are the biggies that are missing from the original version. Great work!

Now all we need is some way to cv the waveform sliders - preferably through the temporal lobe interface you've been working on, right?
dslocum
That would mean that you'll need to take off the tin-foil helmet you've been wearing! lol
dslocum
sduck - What about a Walsh function generator with all Walsh functions VC'ed? HUGE HUGE jack panel, unless I can figure out a better interface.

Hmmm?

EDIT- Whole other thread, no doubt.
sduck
Hmmmm backatcha

I had to google Walsh function generators. Now I know just enough to be dangerous. The ninjas are on their way, gotta put the tin foil hat back on so they can't find me Ninja
JohnLRice
Bryan B wrote:
decaying.sine wrote:
Holy crap. eek!

I mean. Holy crap eek!

love love love love love love love


Agreed! nanners
+plus! MY ASS IS BLEEDING
nlaudadio
TIL about Walsh functions and the Walsh matrix. Thanks Muffs!
frijitz
"Why not my elves?"
(Don Featherstone, inventor of the pink flamingo, lamenting its success)
Jsantos360
Sh@@@@@wing! eek!
Jsantos360
dslocum wrote:
And don't forget that this is also a two channel 10 stage sequencer!



eek! How so? hmmm.....
Christopher Winkels
Every day, in every way, I am more and more thankful that I decided to subscribe to this module. Rawk! Clap
diophantine
Jsantos360 wrote:
dslocum wrote:
And don't forget that this is also a two channel 10 stage sequencer!


eek! How so? hmmm.....

The output AC/DC switch.

Looks fantastic! Really looking forward to it!
Thanks so much, Doug & Ian!!
CF3
Holy crap! eek!
I refuse to believe it's even real. Wow! fap fap fap...
dude
fuck yeah! now those are the fucking pics i was talking about. jfc. y'all know what the fuck you are doing. i would love to try one of these out at some point. are there any dotcomers around clev. with one of these on the way?
spinach_pizza
Beautiful - both the front and the back! hihi
dslocum
Frankly - I'm an ass man, myself! 8_) Does it show?
dslocum
dude wrote:
fuck yeah! now those are the fucking pics i was talking about. jfc. y'all know what the fuck you are doing. i would love to try one of these out at some point. are there any dotcomers around clev. with one of these on the way?


Sorry dude, Cleveland has just been cordoned off to MOTM synth geeks. Please petition your local and state Governments for access. Dead Banana hyper
Jsantos360
diophantine wrote:
Jsantos360 wrote:
dslocum wrote:
And don't forget that this is also a two channel 10 stage sequencer!


eek! How so? hmmm.....

The output AC/DC switch.


Can't wait to see a video demo showing off this feature! thumbs up
sonicwarrior
dslocum wrote:
The rest should be early to mid next week.


Nice ... and good timing: Today I've finally finished my first PSU and power distribution.

The DD looks like a mixture between Moon and Oakley style on the back. thumbs up
nlaudadio
Christopher Winkels wrote:
Every day, in every way, I am more and more thankful that I decided to subscribe to this module. Rawk! Clap


Yes. And I hate in my bones that tomorrow is Sunday and that pretty much guarantees that I will not yet be basking in the glow of its pretty pretty lights.
fac
dslocum wrote:
Frankly - I'm an ass man, myself! 8_) Does it show?


Thankfully, it doesn't. hihi
Bryan B
The Aharmonious Sync Mode allows it to step through each part of the waveform (shift input for sequencer mode) right? Harmonious Sync must be waveform reset?

Does the Ring input affect the Ultra High Frequency core or the resulting bank outputs (or both)? Could you use the signal from an Oscillator like a normal Ring Mod or does it need an ultra high frequency input (or only form another DD)?

Like Mr. Winkels, I plan to explore all of the possibilities of every hole on this beast. oops
frijitz
Bryan B wrote:
The Aharmonious Sync Mode allows it to step through each part of the waveform (shift input for sequencer mode) right? Harmonious Sync must be waveform reset?
Does the Ring input affect the Ultra High Frequency core or the resulting bank outputs (or both)? Could you use the signal from an Oscillator like a normal Ring Mod or does it need an ultra high frequency input (or only form another DD)?


Yeah, I guess this might be a good time to go over those functions. hihi

First, the terms "Ring Modulator" and "Sync" are used very loosly, just to give a vague idea of what they do. As Bryan points out, you have to think about both the oscillator core and the counter defining the waveshape. Furthermore, there are two inputs to the counter that come into play. The results are different from on ordinary VCOs, and you may or may not find them useful.

First the "Ring Modulator". The input signal is squared up by a comparator and then sent to the Reset pin of the counter. So while the input is activate (>0) the counter is held at step one of the waveform. That's right, the output depends on where you have the first slider set! The RM input does not affect the core oscillator. So it acts similarly to a multiplication of the RM signal with the output waveform.

The "Sync" input affects both the core oscillator and the counter. First, the input is squared up and its edge fires a one-shot pulse. The edge of this pulse is used to hard-sync the VCO core. By itself, this is a rather weak effect, since it merely adjusts the position of the next stage of the counter.

In "Anharmonic Sync" mode, the squared-up input also controls the Enable pin of the counter. So the waveform just stops advancing as long as the input signal is positive.

In "Harmonic Sync" mode, the squared-up input controls the Enable pin and the one-shot pulse controls the Reset pin of the counter (along with the core VCO). The Reset is what makes it more "harmonic".

This is very confusing, I know. (I know because I always have to go over it myself to remember how it works.) Hopefully, the demo clips help somewhat.

Oh, and you can use both RM and Sync modes at the same time, if you want to.

Ian
Bryan B
Thanks for the in depth response Ian. This information will be put to good use! I love how many different ways to use this there are.
nlaudadio
Here's the only good thing to come of a massively lame week:


I think mine lost a knob somewhere between here and NJ, but I think it gives it character.

EDIT: Another photo


EDIT 2: holyshitilovethisthing
zapp550
I can't wait till mine ships out hyper
oblis
You're killing me!! Hope mine comes soon! MY ASS IS BLEEDING
dslocum
nlaudadio

Looks like QC didn't check for that knob! d'oh! oops I'll get one out to you. Sorry.
SepticUnderground
fuck on that pic they look even more hott

applause applause applause
sonicwarrior
nlaudadio wrote:
Here's the only good thing to come of a massively lame week


Light parade! Rockin' Banana!

I always wanted to operate a spaceship and a modular with modules like that comes near to the feeling. hihi
AnalogBastard
That thing looks mighty dangerous if ya ask me.
nlaudadio
I got some crazy timbres out of this beast in the five minutes I had with it today. My ssl modules have fast become goto-guys in all my patches, but this thing is nuts. I'll try to record this basic q119 to ddvco to megaohm delta patch when I can...
dslocum
Don't forget to try patching the "b" output back into the Expo input. One of my favs.
spinach_pizza
Hey Doug,

do you have any info as to the power consumption of this module?

Thanks!

actually, also the Segwencer, too!
dslocum
spinach_pizza wrote:
Hey Doug,

do you have any info as to the power consumption of this module?

Thanks!

actually, also the Segwencer, too!


I've been a bit remiss in getting actual measurements on many of my modules. I need to build a quick little box to make that easier.

I should be able to get some measurements over the weekend. Feel free to bug me again though.
kindredlost
HOLY SMACKIE that thing looks great. I can't wait. I should have bought three of them. very frustrating
Just me
Crappy pic of Number 4 in it's new home. After classes tonight I'll come home and do one with real lighting. The sounds I've been able to coax in just 5 minutes with no filter are amazing. Wish I could call in sick tonight!
(MUST be responsible!)



spinach_pizza
Here's no. 5. This thing is 100x cooler in person than in any picture!

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dslocum
Try the Oct A & B inputs with a LFO or EG. SICK!
diophantine
sonicwarrior wrote:
I always wanted to operate a spaceship and a modular with modules like that comes near to the feeling. hihi

Are you insinuating that my modular is not a spaceship?!?! waah
wsy
Doug:

If you keep getting this much love shown for the DDVCO, you might
want to consider adding it to your standard lineup. hmmm.....

Especially if you can make a profit at it. 8_)

- Bill
kindredlost
photogenic like Marilyn Monroe.

Nice pics guys.

I haven't been this excited about a module in a long time.
bwhittington
Just installed mine an hour ago. It is a masterpiece. Particularly loving the VC octave switch mix and glorious FM sounds so far. Definitely would pick up more if they are made available. Thanks for your good work, Doug and Ian.

Cheers,
Brian
goom
Congratulations for getting your DoubleDekas. Please do us all a favor and post some MP3s!
Just me
Bank B patched to Ring in. Output DC. An EG patched to Lin FM. Octaves at 2 & 3. Keyboard CV to1V/oct.
Now switch that Output between AC and DC!
It's motherfucking bacon yo
goom
And to Doug - all I can say is WOW! Those modules look great! Will you be offering more of these in the future? Thanks to Ian for a great design as well!
zapp550
I can't wait until the other batches start shipping out. I can't help but think they would look best in pairs...
Bryan B
#7 Arrived while I was at work (thanks to my wonderful lady).

I made an SSL section with the TTLFO, DDVCO, Segwencer IV and the Digital Delay.
I also parked a Yusynth Arp clone filter, Dotcom ADSR and VCA close by.
This VCO is fantastic! The range is very large (the coarse freq is actually coarse and the fine really helps dial it in).
The Mix with CV control is invaluable. I didn't use the individual bank outs except at the end to check that they worked.
It is really amazing how much affect a single slider can have on the overall timbre.
I found you could go from very thin to nice and bassy with only a little bit of focused tweaking.

I have yet to try it out in the DC/LFO range. That will be a whole other session!
The last picture sums up my feelings for this module and everyone who made it possible.













spinach_pizza
lfo tri to segwencer depth in
bank A to segwencer VCA 1 in
segwencer outs to exp fm, lin fm, sync, ring
then twist lots of knobs, flip switches, and (as Ian said) shove the sliders around!
Ockeghem
wsy wrote:
Doug:

If you keep getting this much love shown for the DDVCO, you might
want to consider adding it to your standard lineup. hmmm.....

Especially if you can make a profit at it. 8_)

- Bill


I agree!
essex sound lab
Wow, great to see all these units installed already.

Can't wait to get back to Lenox this week and visit my postmaster. It's peanut butter jelly time!
robotmakers
Audio, please! I still have no idea what this thing sounds like.

Cheers,
Roger
sduck
Really? There are tons of demos of it out there. Ian's page has some great ones, which I think are duped on the bridechamber page. I made a video demo of the sliders in action and have used it in numerous patches that are on my soundcloud page. But maybe not exactly what you're looking for - it's a fairly deep module, there are lots of possibilities, and this new version adds some new features and functionality, although the sounds are basically the same.
robotmakers
Thanks. It's a beautiful looking module, an ingenious idea and a technical tour de force. Congratulations to all involved.

Sincerely,
Roger
decaying.sine
bwhittington wrote:
Definitely would pick up more if they are made available.


I saw that photo of Doug's back end design of the main and panel boards. Just beautiful and brilliant. That has to mean more will be on the way!
fac
decaying.sine wrote:

I saw that photo of Doug's back end.... Just beautiful and brilliant.


pbear :(

Nutter!
kindredlost
Nice pics BryanB.

My payment was late so I'll get the last of this run for sure cry waah
rico loverde
absolutely beautiful Doug!

this is the first time in awhile Ive really regretted not having a 5U anymore. (hides)

im not even sure if im allowed to be posting this section anymore hihi
Christopher Winkels
This is one of those occasions where I kick myself for being in a different country. Dammit, I want my module! angry
dslocum
Chris,

You're not in a different country - I am!
sonicwarrior
diophantine wrote:
Are you insinuating that my modular is not a spaceship?!?! waah


Your's maybe a spaceship. wink

zapp550 wrote:
I can't help but think they would look best in pairs...


Has anyone ordered a pair?
emc2
Those look really nice.
Just me
A Short demo of the DDVCO. This is just the DDVCO driven by an 8 note sequence and 2 LFO's. 1 LFO mixes the banks and the other modulates the Octave of 1 bank. There is no filter used.
dslocum
Congrats! Nice s..t. And the first video or audio we've heard, if I'm not mistaken.
Just me
And here is another one. The video is complete crap as I tried for a small file size and it got killed.
frijitz
Just me wrote:
A Short demo of the DDVCO. This is just the DDVCO driven by an 8 note sequence and 2 LFO's. 1 LFO mixes the banks and the other modulates the Octave of 1 bank. There is no filter used.

Great demos! Both done without moving the sliders! You make it sound like you own it, already. If that's your style, I think you were made for each other. Thanks for posting.

Ian
dslocum
Crap = NOT !!!

I'm really impressed by the range of sounds you got out of it.
Just me
I sold my zeroscillators within a month of getting them. This module is a cold dead hand module. I love it already and find it very easy to dial in what I'm looking for. I am seriously considering a 2nd if they become available. I'll do a more "standard" video tomorrow to show it more " "musically". And I'll show how great it sounds through a HPF!
diophantine
sonicwarrior wrote:
diophantine wrote:
Are you insinuating that my modular is not a spaceship?!?! waah


Your's maybe a spaceship. wink


smile

sonicwarrior wrote:
zapp550 wrote:
I can't help but think they would look best in pairs...


Has anyone ordered a pair?

Maybe. oops


Looking forward to 'em! I'm probably in the last shipment batch, but thankfully I am going to be pretty good at delayed gratification right now, being on jury duty for a 2-month(!) case and absolutely exhausted by the time I get home...
wsy
Just me wrote:
I sold my zeroscillators within a month of getting them. This module is a cold dead hand module. I love it already and find it very easy to dial in what I'm looking for. I am seriously considering a 2nd if they become available. I'll do a more "standard" video tomorrow to show it more " "musically". And I'll show how great it sounds through a HPF!



I hope not this kind of "Dead Hand":

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Hand_%28nuclear_war%29

... though considering there are modules named "Geiger Counter" and
"Plague Bearer" maybe it's not such a bad name for the Eurorack version. :-)

- Bill
tec
wsy wrote:
Just me wrote:
I sold my zeroscillators within a month of getting them. This module is a cold dead hand module. I love it already and find it very easy to dial in what I'm looking for. I am seriously considering a 2nd if they become available. I'll do a more "standard" video tomorrow to show it more " "musically". And I'll show how great it sounds through a HPF!



I hope not this kind of "Dead Hand":

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Hand_%28nuclear_war%29


I believe he refers to the actor Mr. Heston who famously clung to his guns.



The Soviet so called Dead Hand is very scary and may still be in existance. Mr. Putin is insane.
frijitz
#0001 is here! I'll check it out as soon as I figure out the !#*(*&#_(*)*@ power supply connection.

Ian
fac
frijitz wrote:
#0001 is here! I'll check it out as soon as I figure out the !#*(*&#_(*)*@ power supply connection.

Ian


I know you're probably being sarcastic, but in case you're not, this might help (see page 4):

http://synthesizers.com/datasheets/q101data.pdf
dslocum
ian,

page 4 of that. the pinout is basically correct except there is an unused pin 6, in addition to the key.

note also that the photo next to it is flat out wrong. pin 2 of that male header must be removed or the female keyway on the dotcom power supply wires won't fit.

i should have thought to send you a harness.
Christopher Winkels
A package arrived today.

Brought it indoors and noticed it felt a bit..... light. Surely Doug hasn't gone with a thin and insubstantial grade of aluminum?

I tore the flimsy box open.

My eyes glimpsed not the hoped for glister of a dozen LED lenses protruding proud and priapic from behind the panel but rather the dull matte thermoset plastic of a replacement T-Disc holder for my Tassimo brewer. I fell to my knees, hands tearing feebly at the plastic sheath that enclosed the T-disc receptacle.

"Why? Why? Why is there no Double Deka?" I pleaded to none save walls of the room, my refrain echoing off them, unanswered.

And so I shall be up all night, brewing endless cups of caffeinated gut rot. As I stare out over the blasted wasteland that is my front lawn, waiting for dawn to come and with it the renewed hope of another package, I will murmur to myself the same forlorn refrain, "Why? Why?"

But arrive it shall. As the greatest noisemaker to emerge from New Jersey since Albert Francis Sinatra, its imminent appearance cannot but lift my spirits.
dslocum
rico loverde wrote:

this is the first time in awhile Ive really regretted not having a 5U anymore. (hides)


The MSN Smack! The MSN Smack! The MSN Smack! The MSN Smack! The MSN Smack! Russian Roulette
kindredlost
Sir Winkels, if you ever decide to publish these posts, put me on your customer list.
nanners

I said the same thing but my post was something like...

"I thought the box was the DDVCO, but it wasn't" or something equally prosaic.
sonicwarrior
Sir Winkelspeare! wink
dslocum
Elegant, that man - eh?
nlaudadio
Well you know priapus would've been a wiggler. YOU JUST KNOW IT.
I mean, look at the guy!
dslocum
Next batch - shipping today!

oblis
splitpoint
Jsantos360
Muddymudskipper
pctyoyo
John Kraft
sonicwarrior
kindredlost
splitpoint
It's motherfucking bacon yo
RealDudes
nlaudadio wrote:
Well you know priapus would've been a wiggler. YOU JUST KNOW IT.
I mean, look at the guy!

is that his dick?
Just me
Now you know where Priapism came from.
The Hamburglar
I thought that ^^^ was a joke until I looked it up...
kindredlost
dslocum wrote:
Next batch - shipping today!

oblis
splitpoint
Jsantos360
Muddymudskipper
pctyoyo
John Kraft
sonicwarrior
kindredlost


priapus or not, this announcement gives me wood. I'm on holiday next week so the time will be well-spent!
Jsantos360
dslocum wrote:
Next batch - shipping today!

oblis
splitpoint
Jsantos360
Muddymudskipper
pctyoyo
John Kraft
sonicwarrior
kindredlost


Fuc yea! applause
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